This monday there was this show called Californication <---click.
David Duchovny (Hank Moody) heads up the cast in this comedy about a novelist with sex and drug addictions who is struggling to raise his daughter half the time, while having problems with his ex-girlfriend.
I'm starting to love the show. 1st of all there are really hot girls on the show showing their boobs (yes you didnt read wrong boobs) Mind you this is not sleazy porn tv show.Its a comedy/drama. 2ndly the jokes/quotes are really damn freaking funny let me give you some examples:
Hank Moody in a church asking Jesus to help him get his life back on track. He is then distracted by a hot nun. He says he cant write anymore, does drugs fools around. The nun then on to say most of the time she will tell people to read the bible verse something (cant remember) "Maybe i give you a blowjob to make u feel better?" she then takes of her head dress squats down and unzips him!! But turns out to be a dream (this was the first scene of the show).
Becca: Father?
Hank: Daughter?
Becca: Can I ask you something?
Hank: Anything, my love.
Becca: Why is there a naked lady in your bedroom?
Hank: You stay right here.
Becca: There's no hair on her vagina. Do you think she's ok?
Hank: I'll check.
Another instance while Hanks was having sex with his hot girl/milf then ex gf called, abt their daughter (12 yrs old) going to some party with some guy. He stops everything and met the wife.
(in car)
Hank: hi
Karen (ex gf) looks at him in a funny way
Hank: what? you have something to say?
Karen: you smell of pussy.
Hank: -_-" Thank you (something along that line la)
The most interesting thing is how did the wife know how a pussy smells like when she is straight? hmm....anyway my point is that show is damn funny.